The D. Reacts!
We’ve been thinking about how appropriate some of our sticker designs are in reaction to all the crazy things happening all around us, so we thought we’d do this thing where we round up all the hottest news and and slap on our sticker of approval (or disapproval, dismay, discontent). We all have a lot to say about the trendiest topics, so take a while to see how the D. reacts!
Lotto, May Nanalo Na!
With the lotto prize pot ballooning to over 1 Billion Pesos already, lotto stations were plagued by long lines, with queues longer and more sought-after than getting in line for unlimited Korean barbeque. And yet still someone won the nigh-impossible 40-million odds for a billion pesos. “Sana ako na lang. Ako na lang ulit,” dati sinasabi lang sa ex mo, ngayon sa lotto card na. Guess we’re back to drinking our problems away.
James Jimenez resigns as focal person of the Local Source Code Review Committee because of a bikini picture of an actress on his laptop!
Remember kids, alt-tab religiously and incognito mode is your best friend. It will save you from embarrassment and keep your credibility. Or better yet, do your private things at the comfort of your own home and close all windows before finishing! Yan kasi, kaka-computer mo.
Dating asawa ni Kris Aquino at si Jesus Christ, naghain na ng candidacy sa COMELEC!
Election season is almost upon us, and this means that candidates with questionable origins and identities have begun resurfacing. Daniel Magtira, 57, will run for Senator and soon run after his alleged ex-wife Kris Aquino. Charlie Talledo, a man introducing himself as Jesus Christ, rose on the 3rd day to file His certificate for candidacy for senator. Will he finally save us from our sins that is Philippine society? Who else will file and attempt to run for office? Kulang na lang si Douglas McArthur and say that he has returned!
Trash found along the shores of the new and improved Boracay!
Our premier beach was closed down for rehabilitation, and yet, with the new viral pictures of Boracay looking so clean and so good, used plastic cups and other wrappers were found near the numerous palm trees. 6 months to fix and clean, 2 weeks to trash and ruin. Parang ikaw at ex mo…
Anuna Pilipinas?
Carlo Aquino, may comeback movie na, pero ang ex mo, babalikan ka pa ba?
With the recent success of Exes Baggage and the return of Carlo Aquino to the big screen with said hard-hitting romantic comedy, our heartstrings are being pulled yet again to see whether or not our Christmas would be lonely or full of love and kilig. Be careful! Baka mawalan ka ng date sa Christmas party!
Prince Harry and Meghan are expecting a baby!
The recently-married royals of UK are finally expecting their first baby! After saying their vows last May, Meghan Markle, the Dutchess of Sussex and Prince Harry are expecting, with the baby being due Spring next year. I guess they finally put the s** in Sussex? Prince Harry always had the style.
Arianna Grande and Pete Davidson call off engagement!
Too soon, according to Arianna. I mean yeah sure, we’re surprised… Surprised that we still don’t care.
CoCo Milktea – hindi pa rin kami makabili sa haba ng pila…
5 hours in line, 3 or more classes cut, and yet, we’re still 100th in line for the milktea that has been hyped by the people for months. We still can’t buy from CoCo, so we might as well go back to waiting for our crush to reply. Buwiset!